Look, I don’t want to offend anybody, but for the love of god please save me from the workout posts that I see. And food. Stop the food posts. Unless it’s sharing a delicious recipe, or an even better restaurant… just SHUT UP AND STOP IT.

There, I’ve said it.

And I ain’t the first.

Don’t get me wrong though. Running a marathon? You post that shit everywhere and I’ll cheer you over the line. Hit a PB in anything from lifting weights to swimming an extra lap or walking that extra km… post on my friend. But seriously… what’s with the daily bullshit conceited elitist crap of “look at me, I wear expensive workout shit and talk fancy workout talk while in my overpriced sneakers and I’m so cool and you’re so not cool and please like my selfie where I do boring things that a lot of people do all the time.”

Honestly, it’s as interesting as someone posting about cleaning their house.

Everyone does it, some ignore it for long periods of times, some are daily cleaners, some are weekly cleaners, some are obsessed about it, some do a better job than others, some make a living out of it and some even hire it out and don’t do it at all. Ugh.

I’ve questioned where this rage against the workout machine has come from.  Am I envious? Am I triggered because I’m unfit? Am I insecure? Am I just a bitch? Am I old and sick of everyone’s crap? Is it hormones? Maybe it’s Maybelline? I dunno, but it shits me off more than the British chick on the home shopping channel selling Thin Lizzy concealer….We get it Suzanne…It’s magic in a tube.

And then I realised that I just need to get more savvy with my social media feed and press “unfollow” and not be such a jerk. No one is making me watch this crap except me. So I had a little clean up and wouldn’t you know it, just like a good spring clean, it feels glorious!

With that being said, I might throw on my Kmart tights with my husbands old t-shirt, waddle down the road while escaping death from the dive bombing maggie’s and clear my cranky mind. Or I might not. You will NEVER KNOW.

Have I just done an exercise post?

Would that be irony or hypocrisy you reckon?

Rant over. As you were people.

M